GRAPHIC PHOTO: Depressed bachelor cuts off his penis then forgets to bring it to ER

This man really can’t have been thinking straight when he took a meat cleaver to his member. I mean like, how is THAT supposed to improve his love life? I do feel bad for him though. Loneliness is no laughing matter and I guess there are times when the hurt on the inside is so great that one feels very little physical pain in comparison.

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Doctors at first told  Yang Hu that he had to ride his bike home again to get his detached member. But  when he returned with his manhood, they said it was too late to reattach.

  By      / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Yang Hu, 26, reportedly cut off his member at his tiny apartment and then, realizing what he had done, rode his bike to the hospital.

Yang Hu, 26, reportedly cut off his  member at his tiny apartment and then, realizing what he had done, rode his bike  to the hospital.

A Chinese bachelor depressed about his barren love life sliced off his own  penis in the hope he’d stop thinking about finding a girlfriend.

Yang Hu, 26, reportedly hacked off his member at 9 p.m. Sunday after  returning to his tiny apartment in Jiaxing, Zhejiang province.

But, seconds afterward, he had a change of heart and rode his bicycle to the  hospital for treatment.

He forgot, however, to take his severed manhood with him. Once at the ER,  doctors ordered him to ride back home and get it.

After he returned to the hospital for a second time, they realized his organ  had been without blood for too long so could not be reattached.

The Daily Star reports that Hu had been feeling low since moving  to the city because his long work hours at a clothing factory meant he was  unable to find a girlfriend

His friends have now blasted doctors for not providing an ambulance,  claiming if he hadn’t been forced to bike back then his private parts could have  been saved.

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